Who's the Boss

#1 · March 16, 1999, 6:53 am

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want
the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their
women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by
their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are
two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100
miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was
only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created
you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only
one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them
my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here".