12 Days of AOL
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
On the first day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the second day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the third day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the fourth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the fifth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the sixth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the seventh day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the eight day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the ninth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the tenth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the eleventh day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
11 channels not working,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the twelveth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
12 reasons to cancel,
11 channels not working,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.