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3 Engineers and the Stalled Car

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#1 · February 8, 2000, 8:04 am

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

3 Engineers and the Stalled Car

Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer,
a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly
the car stalls and stops by the side of the road. The
three engineers look at each other with bewilderment,
wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer, not knowing much about mechanics,
suggests, "Let's strip down the electronics of the car
and try to trace where a fault might have occurred."

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about electronics,
suggests, "Maybe the fuel has become emulsified and
is causing a blockage somewhere in the system."

The Microsoft engineer suggests, "Why don't we close
all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows
again, and maybe it will work."

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