3 Year Old's Impression of Childbirth
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
It was late at night, and Heidi, who was expecting her
second child, she was home alone with her 3-year-old
daughter, Katelyn. When Heidi started to go into
labor she called 911. Due to a power outage at the
time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked
Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so
he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi
pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor
was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help,
and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she
thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn
quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
there in the first place. Spank him again!"
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Hunting License
The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his
hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden
informed him.
"I know," said the hunter, "but I shouldn't need a new
license, I am only shooting at the deer I missed last year."
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Prison Choir
The preacher announced to the congregation that
their prison choir would be singing that morning.
He motioned, and a group of men and women, all
members of the church, arose and gathered in front
of the altar.
Then the preacher introduced them. "This is our prison
choir," he said, "behind a few bars and always looking
for the key."
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Calculator Work
In the cafeteria on the first day of the fall semester
at Kentucky State University, I saw three students
hard at work on their calculators. Surprised that
they had received such an obviously tough problem
so early in the semester, I asked them what their
assignment was.
One girl looked at me and replied, "We're figuring
out how many days until Christmas break."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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