710 Cap
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710 Cap
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The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and
asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a
seven ten cap?"
She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and
I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked.
Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a
Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about
3 1/2 inches in diameter. "What does it do?"
"I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture
of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the
center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it
upside down as she writes it and they just fall down laughing hysterics.
One guy said " I think you want an "OIL" cap."
She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just
need one, and I don't see what is so funny about it."
Handicap vs Scratch
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Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament
and met on the putting green for the first time.
After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?"
"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.
"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she
was paired up with her.
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!
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