A BILL
Posted by: root <root@...>
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing
their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer,
"What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice
when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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USELESS
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The family had finally gotten their first dishwasher. The father liked to
inspect every new thing that came into the house, so he stayed in the
kitchen and watched the display count down all forty-four minutes of the
dish-washing cycle.
Suddenly he called out for his wife, shouting, "It's useless, the dishwasher
is useless!"
The wife was amazed that the newest appliance could be broken after only one
use, but he insisted that because they had a water softener, the dishwasher
was useless.
She decided to look for herself, and there it was, on the inside door, next
to the detergent dispenser:
"USE LESS WITH SOFT WATER"