A Border Change
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Engineers from the U.S.G.S. surveyed some property and found that in a
certain area, the New Hampshire and Maine border needed to be changed.
They stopped to inform a farmer that his farm was no longer in Maine but,
instead, the property was now in New Hampshire.
After a long pause, he grunted and said, "That's very good news. I
couldn't take another one of these Maine winters."
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BONUS JOKE
Honor Them?
A sunday school teacher was discussing the ten commandments with his four
and five year old students.
After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," he
asked "is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers
and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy piped out, "Thou shall not kill!"