Quote from Forum Archives on February 11, 2005, 2:15 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"A Dollar for Sunday School" 

 

   

A little boy came home eating a big candy bar.
Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had
already spent all his allowance money. Surprised,
she asked him where he got it.

"I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me,"
he said.

"But that dollar was for Sunday School," his mother
replied.

Smiling, the boy said, "I know, Mom, but the Pastor
met me at the door and got me in for free!"

 

         

 "Aunt Emma"

 

 
A couple's happily married life almost went on the rocks because of the
presence in their household of old Aunt Emma.

 

For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always
demanding.

 

Eventually, the old girl passed away.

 

On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confesses to his wife,

 

"Darling, if I didn't love you so much , I don't think I would of have
put up with having your Aunt Emma in our house all those years!"

 

His wife looked at him aghast.

 

"Huh? My Aunt Emma!?" she cried.  "I thought she was *your* Aunt Emma!"

 

 

"HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE"

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2  Name it "Housework."

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework
permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

 

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