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A Few Things You'd Love to Say but shouldn't
#1 · May 20, 2002, 6:30 am
Posted by: root <root@...>
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're nuts.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10.Ahhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11.I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12.You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers.
13.I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care a bit.
14.I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15.Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
16.Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
17.What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
18.I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10.Ahhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11.I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12.You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers.
13.I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care a bit.
14.I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15.Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
16.Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
17.What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
18.I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.