"A Fine horse" Tuesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
rest a few minutes. The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came
to the fence and began to boast about his past.
"Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won
over $5 million
dollars. I keep my trophies in the barn."
The salesman computed the value of having a talking horse, found the
horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal.
"Aw, you don't want that horse," said the farmer.
"Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you $100,000
for the horse."
Recognizing a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, "He's
yours."
While he wrote out his check, the salesman asked, "By the
way, why wouldn't I want your horse?"
"Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a
race in his life."
I was getting into my car when I noticed a dent. On the
windshield was a note and a phone number from the driver.
"I feel terrible," the woman apologized when I called.
"I hit your car as I was pulling into the next parking spot."
"Please don't worry," I said to her. "I'm sure our insurance
companies will take care of everything."
"Thank you for your understanding," she said. "You're so
much nicer than the man I hit on my way out."
One Nation, "Under GOD"
One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The
Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher
asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't
there. HE just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some
questions. The Teacher agreed and the little girl asked the
boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today,
she doesn't have one!
We do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from us it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than us, has forwarded it to you.
Clean-Hewmor is only as good as the humor YOU contribute. Please take a few moments to send something funny so we can all get a good laugh! -- To unsubscribe, send ANY message to: clean-hewmor-unsubscribe@welovegod.org To subscribe, send ANY message to: clean-hewmor-subscribe@welovegod.org>