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A FOLLOWING PERSON
#1 · October 2, 2003, 12:12 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
*** A Following Person *** 
A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers, when her
first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the
teacher, "Paul had to go to the principal's office."
first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the
teacher, "Paul had to go to the principal's office."
"Do you know why?," the teacher asked.
"Because he's a following person," Alice replied.
"A what?"
"It came over the loudspeaker: 'The following persons are to
report to the office...'"
report to the office...'"
*** Press Bloopers *** 
Miss Swanson is in the hospital this morning after having being
bit yesterday by a spider in a bathing suit.
bit yesterday by a spider in a bathing suit.
Mrs Bertha Bradley entertained the Ladies' Social Club.
She asked the ladies to come dressed like tramps and that
was easy for most of them.
She asked the ladies to come dressed like tramps and that
was easy for most of them.
The ball struck Berra on the right temple and knocked him
cold. He was taken to Ford Hospital.
Xrays pictures of Berra's head showed nothing.
cold. He was taken to Ford Hospital.
Xrays pictures of Berra's head showed nothing.
Plan to eat dinner on November 3rd with the Baptist ladies.
The same wonderful dinner as they served on election day.
The same wonderful dinner as they served on election day.
The game will begin at 7 p.m. and is to be played with the
aid of moonshine and electric lights.
aid of moonshine and electric lights.
As a pioneer and professional man Dr, Jancky was out in front.
Fifty-nine years he practiced medicine, being responsible for most
of the babies born in the community.
Fifty-nine years he practiced medicine, being responsible for most
of the babies born in the community.
*** Puns *** 
A dry cleaners had a
dozen suits in court.
-
A reformed arsonist was
in confession. He began,
"Bless me Father for I have singed."
-
We found a dead crow
in our front yard but have
yet to hear the caws of death.
-
When he kicked the invoice,
it didn't mean he
wanted to foot the bill.
-
As a short order cook
he was a flash in the pan.
-
Get him on a diet?
Fat chance!
-
When I went to buy lots
of milk and ice cream,
I got a fair shake.
-
High on a ladder he saw
a beautiful girl below.
He fell for her.
-
Two duchesses were arguing
about their husbands.
They decided to duke it out.
-
The alcoholic wanted to quit,
so he had a dry run.
dozen suits in court.
-
A reformed arsonist was
in confession. He began,
"Bless me Father for I have singed."
-
We found a dead crow
in our front yard but have
yet to hear the caws of death.
-
When he kicked the invoice,
it didn't mean he
wanted to foot the bill.
-
As a short order cook
he was a flash in the pan.
-
Get him on a diet?
Fat chance!
-
When I went to buy lots
of milk and ice cream,
I got a fair shake.
-
High on a ladder he saw
a beautiful girl below.
He fell for her.
-
Two duchesses were arguing
about their husbands.
They decided to duke it out.
-
The alcoholic wanted to quit,
so he had a dry run.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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