Quote from Forum Archives on June 9, 2005, 5:07 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"A Lesson In Cooking"

 

One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5, we were attending a
church in our community.

 

It was common for the preacher to invite the children to the front of
the church and have a small lesson before beginning the sermon. He would
bring in an item they could find around the house and relate it to a
teaching from the Bible.

 

This particular morning, the visual aid for his lesson was a smoke
detector.

 

He asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an alarm sounded
from the smoke detector.

 

My child immediately raised his hand and said, "It means Daddy's cooking
dinner."

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"Witness"

 

One time in an evangelistic crusade the evangelist stopped the invitation and asked for every Christian to witness to the person next to them. A small boy turned to the gentleman standing near him and said, "Mister, do you know Jesus as your personal Savior?"

 

Very condescendingly the man looked down at the little boy and replied, "Why son, I'm an ordained deacon."

 

With all the innocence in the world, the little boy replied, "Mister, it don't matter what you've done. God will save you anyway!"

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"Choice of Weapons"

 

 

A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose,
black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad
fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked
his son what happened.

 

"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel.
And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

 

"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

 

"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his big sister!"

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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

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