A Magic Lamp

#1 · August 3, 2000, 8:43 am

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A Magic Lamp

A guy was walking along the beach one day and came across a lamp. He
picked it up, rubbed it, and a genie popped out.

The genie told him he would grant him three wishes.

"First," the guy began, "I'd like a million dollars."

POOF! A million dollars was suddenly showing on his checkbook balance.

"Second," he continued, "I'd like a new Mercedes."

POOF! A Mercedes appeared right in front of him.

"Third," the guy smirked, "I'd like to be irresistible to women."

POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.