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A married man

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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going
home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck) partying with
the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of
epithets from his furious wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and
berating, the wife asked, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for
a couple of days!?!"

"That would suit me just fine!!", the husband answered.

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
came and went with the same result.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little,
just out of the corner of his left eye!!!