There are two equal and opposite errors into which our race can fall about the devils. One is to disbelieve in their existence. The other is to believe, and to feel an excessive and unhealthy interest in them. They themselves are equally pleased by both errors, and hail a materialist and a magician with the same delight.
C.S. Lewis

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#1 · October 25, 1999, 1:47 pm

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

Q. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs.

Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A. Mice Krispies.

Q. What do whale's like to chew?
A. Blubber gum.

Q. How does a lion like his steak?
A. Medium roar.

Q. What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A. French flies.

Q. What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A. Mouse-tard.

Q. What is a little's dog's favorite drink?
A. Pupsi-cola.

Q. What is the first letter in yellow?
A. Y. Because I want to know.

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