Quote from Forum Archives on October 24, 2003, 9:31 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 

*** AAADD Do You Have It? *** 

 

I just wanted to let you know that
I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD -
Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder 

 

This is how it goes.!
I decide to do the laundry, start down
 the hall and notice the newspaper
 on the table. OK, I'm going to do the laundry...
BUT FIRST
 I'm going to read the newspaper.
After that, I notice the mail on the table.
 OK, I'll just put the newspaper in the recycle stack...
BUT FIRST
 I'll look through the pile of mail and see
if there are any bills to be paid. Yes.
Now where is the chequebook? Oops...
there's the empty glass from yesterday
on the coffee table. I'm going
to look for that chequebook...
BUT FIRST
 I need to put the glass in the sink.
I head for the kitchen, look out the window,
notice my poor flowers need a drink of water,
I put the glass in the sink and there's
the remote for the TV on the kitchen counter.
What's it doing here? I'll just put it away...
BUT FIRST
 I need to water those plants.
I head for the door and...
Aaaagh! stepped on the cat.
Cat needs to be fed. Okay, I'll put
the remote away and water the plants...
BUT FIRST
I need to feed the cat.
END OF DAY:
 Laundry is not done, newspapers are still
 on the floor, glass is still in the sink,
 bills are not paid, chequebook is still lost,
and the cat ate the remote control...
and, when I try to figure out how come
nothing got done today, I'm baffled because...
I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY!
I realize this condition is serious...
I'd get help... 

 

BUT FIRST... I think I'll check my e-mail !!

*** Ya Win Some Ya Lose Some *** 

 

One time when I was home visiting my folks, my mom asked me to set
the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the
inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender,
perfectly built, but scantily-clad young woman.

 

"Mom, what's this?" I asked.

 

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat," she answered.

 

"Is it working?" I asked.

 

"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has
gained 20!"

*** Snooze Control ***

 

My two-year-old daughter, Sally, was with her mother while her older
sister was being examined by a dentist.

 

Sally kept herself busy, playing with toys in the waiting room until she
noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.

 

With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother,
looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder.

 

"Mommy," she yelled, "Wake up! This is not church!" 

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

  

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