Actual Business Signs
Quote from Forum Archives on July 11, 2000, 8:44 amPosted by: <@...>
Actual Business SignsAt an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
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At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."