Adam Strays

#1 · February 16, 2004, 8:49 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Happy Presidents Day!!!

Adam Strays

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate. "Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.

For Only Fifty Cents

Our minister announced that admission to a church
social event would be six dollars per person.
"However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price
will be only $5.50."
>From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice
rang out, "Do you really think I'd give you that
information for only 50 cents?"

Not All My Fault

It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up
and said, "We are living in a wicked land where sin is
on every hand. I have had a terrible fight with the
old devil all week."

Whereupon her husband, who was
sitting glumly by her side said, "It's not all my
fault either; she's tough to get along with."

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

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