Quote from Forum Archives on August 23, 2001, 7:10 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and
returned to the gate. After a hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the
flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."

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Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have
the airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where
the fuel truck is."

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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does
it take to fly to Boston?" The clerk said, "Just a minute." "Thank you,"
the man said and hung up.

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A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks
the agent. "I want a round trip ticket," says the man. "Where to?" asks
the agent. "Right back to here."

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A passenger piled his cases on the scale at an airline counter in New
York and said to the ticket agent, "I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the
square case to go to Denver and the two round ones to go to Seattle."
"I'm sorry, sir, but we can't do that," said the ticket agent. "Why
not? You did it last time!"

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Air traffic controller: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45
degrees.."
Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we
make up here?" Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a
747 makes when it hits a 727?"

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I HOPE I'M SICK
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A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room, and said to himself
every so often, "Boy, I hope I'm sick!"

After about the fifth or sixth time, the receptionist couldn't stand
it any longer, and asked, "Why in the world would you want to be sick,
Mr. Adams?"

The man replied, "I'd hate to be well and feel like this."

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