Airline Humor
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn
right 45 degrees for noise abatement."
"Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000
feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir," the radar man replied, "have you ever heard
the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"
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(^_^) The Secrets Out (^_^)
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.
"What did you take?" his priest asked.
"Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake."
"This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?"
"No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber."
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(^_^) Quoting Scripture (^_^)
There was once a general store in central Kansas back around 1900. The
owner was an elderly man who went to church for a long time. The store
always had those two or three "older gentlemen" that you always see on
the front porch talking about "the war" or how it used to be. Anyway,
this certain storeowner had the habit of quoting Scripture every time
he made a transaction, and it was always a different verse.
It got to where the old men on the porch came in every time a customer
showed up just to hear what the verse was going to be. Well, one day, a
Texan came in and inquired about the rug that was hanging on the wall.
The man asked about the price of the rug, and the owner told him $400.
But, the owner and the old men all knew that the true worth was about
$200. So the Texan thought it over and said, "I'll take it!" He bought
the rug and left the store.
The old men stared at the owner in anticipation of what possible
Scripture could follow such a dishonest act.
The owner said, "He was a stranger, and I took him in."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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