All Alone Tuesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed
a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field
while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at
the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was
in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be
your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay,"
looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why
are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little
girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
class
was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and
informing the men how to give the necessary assurances and coaching at
this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is
especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, a guy in the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it okay if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Worm Stubborn
Little Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck. He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little pleading, to no avail.
Finally he sat down, faced the boy, looked him in the eye. He said "Look young man, if you can be stubborn, so can I. You're not going anywhere till you eat something. You can have whatever you want, but only after you have eaten will you leave. "
Josh just sat and glared for some time, then said "Ok. I'll eat but I have some conditions. First, I'll have exactly what I want and exactly how I want it and second you'll share with me."
Dr Gill was ok with this. He asked the child what he'd like. "Worms!" said Josh.
Dr Gill was horrified but didn't want to back out and seem like a loser. So, he ordered a plate of worms to be brought in. "Not that many, just one," yelled Josh as he saw the plate.
So, everything other than one worm was removed. Josh then demanded that the single worm be cut into two and then Dr Gill eat half. Dr Gill went through the worst ordeal of his life, and after finishing barely managing to keep his cool said, "Ok, now eat!"
Josh refused as he sobbed, "No way! You ate my half!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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