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"Amen" Thursday

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 
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From: <a title=bigguyhereagain@cogeco.ca href="mailto:bigguyhereagain@cogeco.ca">From Dave's Desk
To: <a title=clean-hewmor@welovegod.org href="mailto:clean-hewmor@welovegod.org">To List Clean Hewmor
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 12:00 PM
Subject: "Amen" Thursday
"Amen"
 

The sermon went on and on in the heat of the church. At last the
minister paused and asked, 'What more, my friends, can I say?'
In the back of the church a voice offered earnestly, 'Amen.!'

Sunday's Sermon"
 

A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member.  He entrusted his new assistant with filling the pulpit.  The Pastor's wife stayed home.  When he returned, the minister asked his wife what she thought of the young man's sermon.

"The poorest I've ever heard," she said.  "There was nothing in it, nothing at all.  It didn't even make sense.  It was very unorganized.  I was disappointed."

Later that day, the concerned minister met his assistant and asked him, "How'd the Sunday service and sermon go?  Did all go well?  How did you manage?"

"All went very well, sir, absolutely wonderful," he said.  "I didn't have time to prepare a new sermon of my own on such short notice, so I got on your computer and pulled up one of your old sermon's from last year." 

 
"With This Ring"
 

A young bride and groom to be had just selected the wedding
ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond
band, she suddenly looked concerned.

"Tell me," she asked the elderly salesman, "is there
anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?"

With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, "One of the best
ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater
three times a day."

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

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