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An E-Mail From God

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#1 · August 1, 2003, 9:26 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

*** An E Mail From God ***
 
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
 
So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time. When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.
 
Well, he thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a male angel; to get both points of view. So God called a male angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the male angel returned he went to God and told him yes, the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.
 
God said this was not good. He decided to E-Mail the 5% that were good and encourage them, a little something to help them keep going.
 
Do you know what that E-Mail said?
 
Ohhhh
 
So you didn't get one either!
 
***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
*** If You Were To Get An E-Mail From God ***
 
As you got up this morning, I watched you and hoped
you would talk to me,
even if it was just a few words, asking my
opinion or thanking me
for something good that happened in your life
yesterday - but I noticed
you were too busy trying to find the right outfit
to put on and wear to work.
 
I waited again. When you ran around the house
getting ready I knew there
would be a few minutes for you to stop and say
hello, but you were too busy.
 
At one point you had to wait fifteen minutes with
nothing to do except sit in a chair.
 
Then I saw you spring to your feet.
 
I thought you wanted to talk to me
but you ran to the phone and called a
friend to get the latest gossip.
 
I watched as you went to work and I waited
patiently all day long.
 
With all your activities
 
I guess you were too busy to say anything to me.
 
I noticed that before lunch you looked around,
maybe you felt too embarrassed to talk to me,
that is why you didn't bow your head.
 
You glanced three or four tables over and you noticed
some of your friends
talking to me briefly before they ate, but you didn't.
 
That's okay.
 
There is still more time left, and I have hope that
you will talk to me,
yet you went home and it seems as if you had lots
of things to do.
 
After a few of them were done you turned on the TV.
 
I don't know if you like TV or not,
just about anything goes there &
you spent a lot of time each day in front of it
not thinking about anything, just enjoying the show.
 
I waited patiently again as you watched the TV and
ate your meal, but
again you didn't talk to me.
 
Bedtime I guess you felt too tired. After you said
goodnight to your family
you plopped into bed and fell asleep in no time.
 
That's okay because you may not realize that I am
always there for you.
 
I've got patience more than you will ever know.
 
I even want to teach
you how to be patient with others as well.
 
I love you so much that I wait everyday for a nod,
prayer or thought or a thankful part of your heart.
 
It is hard to have
a one-sided conversation.
 
Well you are getting up again and once again I will
wait with nothing but love for you
hoping that today you will give me
some time.
 
Have a nice day!
 
Your friend,
 
GOD
 
P.S. Do you have enough time to send this to
someone else?
 
*******************************************
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 

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