Quote from Forum Archives on November 1, 2006, 7:54 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"And There will be Three"

 

 

The newly wed wife said to her husband when
he returned from work: "I have great news for
you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this
house instead of two."

 

The husband started glowing with happiness
and kissing his wife said: "Oh darling, I'm the
happiest man in the world."

 

But then she said: "I'm glad that you feel that
way because tomorrow morning my mother
moves in with us."

 

 

"Under The Wagon"

 

 

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.

 

"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."

 

"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."

 

"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.

 

"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."

 

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."

 

"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"

 

"Under the wagon," replied Willis.

 

 

"Pray For Me"

 

 

One Sunday in church, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour.  The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.  Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.
 
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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