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Anniversary Dinner Friday

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Anniversary Dinner" 
 
On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.
 
"How romantic!" she thought.
 
Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tiptoed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess.
 
Her hurried husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway. "Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long but I had to refill the pepper shaker."
 
"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"
 
"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little holes."
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"Paying Bills" 
 
My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other payments.
 
We were discussing our sad financial situation one evening when our son demanded a diaper change.
 
As my wife leaned over the baby's crib, I heard her mutter, "The only thing in the house that's paid for, and it leaks."
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HIGHER POWER
 
 
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning
how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher
power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
 
One child blurted out, "Aces!"
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"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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