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Anyone Else Friday
#1 · November 25, 2004, 12:48 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Anyone Else"
On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport,
they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was
looking for volunteers to give up their seats.
they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was
looking for volunteers to give up their seats.
In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and
a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight
people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.
a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight
people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.
About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as
the lady behind the ticket counter said, "If there is anyone else
OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step
forward..."
the lady behind the ticket counter said, "If there is anyone else
OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step
forward..."
"Fiance"
A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiance
and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk.
and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk.
"So, what are you doing right now?" asks the father.
"I am a theology scholar," replies the fiance.
"Do you have any plans of employment?"
"I will study and God will provide."
"What about the children?" asks the man.
"God will provide."
"And your house and car?"
"Again, God will provide," says the fiance.
After the talk, the girl's mother asks the father, "So what did you two
talk about?"
talk about?"
The man replies, "He has no plans of employment, but on the other hand,
he thinks I'm God."
he thinks I'm God."
"Card Reader"
"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny.
"My mother can," Danny replied.
"Really?"
"Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will happen when my Daddy gets home.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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