Anything Wrong
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Before I could start my first job right out of college, I
had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I
showed up with my driver's license and birth certificate.
The clerk looked at my driver's license and copied down some
information. She then picked up my birth certificate and
gave it a long look. "Is anything wrong?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "I can't find the expiration date."
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a
bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it
really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to
capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
picture?"
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School Marks
The little boy wasn't getting good marks
in school. One day he made the teacher
quite surprised. He tapped her on the
shoulder and said.
"I don't want to scare you, but my daddy
says if I don't get better grades....
somebody is going to get a spanking."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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