Aren't Kids Funny
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her
four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from
Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up. "They
think we have an accent," she replied.
"But they have an accent, right?", Brent asked. "They talk funny?"
"Everybody talks in different ways" she tried to explain. "To them, we
sound like we talk very slow and all our words are d-r-a-w-n out."
His eyes got big, and he whispered seriously, "Oh, no. You mean they
hear funny too?"
Bad Potato
Mom and Dad went to a restaurant one evening. Dad was
about halfway finishing his meal when took a hard look at the
potato. He called the waitress and said, "This potato is bad."
The waitress picked it up, smacked it, and put it back on the plate, then said,
"If that potato causes any more trouble just let me know."
As Long As I Owe Ya
An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the end to pay off his debts, and if anyone has gone to heaven, he has."
They walked on a bit further and then came to another grave. The old man pointed to the gravestone and said, "Now there's a different type of man altogether. He owed me 60 dollars and he died without ever trying to pay me back. If anyone has gone the other way, he has."
The little boy thought for a while and then said, "You know, Grandpa, you are very lucky."
"Why?" asked the old man in surprise.
"Well, whichever place you go to, you'll have some money to draw on."
Have a Blessed day
Dave and Barbara
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