Armed
Quote from Forum Archives on July 7, 2001, 8:17 amPosted by: root <root@...>
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning
to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them
at the top of her voice,
"I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you scum bags!"The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but
got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady,
somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping
bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down.She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police
station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly
tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other
end of the counter, where four pale white males were
reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described>as white, less
than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.No charges were filed.
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Posted by: root <root@...>
to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them
at the top of her voice,
"I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you scum bags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but
got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady,
somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping
bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police
station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly
tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other
end of the counter, where four pale white males were
reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described>as white, less
than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
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