ARMY TRAINING
Posted by: root <root@...>
A son comes home from the Army. After a few hours, he finally gets to talk
to his father alone behind the barn.
"So, son, what did the Army teach you?" asked the father.
"Well, they taught me how to kill people," said the son.
"With what?" asked father.
"We used all kinds of things, like guns and knives, but my favorite was the
grenade," said the son.
"What's a grenade?" asked the father.
"Well, I brought one home to show you. You just pull this pin out and throw
it as far as you can," said the son. The son proceeded to give a
demonstration. Lo and behold, the son throws the grenade on top of the
outhouse.
KABOOM!!! The outhouse is demolished. All the lumber and everything else
lands in a heap in the yard.
Grandpa sticks his head out of the pile and says, "Whew, glad I didn't let
that one loose in the house!"
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FLAT-LINED
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I work in a busy office where a computer going down causes quite an
inconvenience.
Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded
like a heart monitor.
"This computer has flat-lined!" a co-worker called out with mock horror.
"Does anyone here know how to do mouse-to-mouse?"