Atheist Professor
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God. He said, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes! "Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying,"Here I am God, I'm still waiting" He got down to the last couple of minutes and a BIG 240 pound football player happened to walk by the door and heard what the professor said.The football player walked in the class room and in the last minute, he walked up, hit the professor full force, and sent him flying off the platform. The professor got up, obviously shaken and said, ."Wow, where did you come from , And why did you do that?"The football player replied, "God was busy, so He sent me!"
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(^_^) The Clown (^_^)
This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter,
and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and a
hired clown.
Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking
for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman
tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop
some wood out back. Gratefully, they head to the rear
of the house.
Guests arrive, and all is going well with the children
having a wonderful time. But the clown has not shown
up, and finally, the clown calls to report that he is
stuck in traffic, and will probably not make the
party at all. The woman is very disappointed and
unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children
herself.
She happens to look out the window and sees one of the
bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in
awe as he swings from tree branches, does midair
flips, and leaps high in the air. She speaks to the
other bum and says, "What your friend is doing is
absolutely marvellous. I have never seen such a thing.
Do you think your friend would consider repeating this
performance for the children at the party? I would pay
him $50!"
The bum replies, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him."
"Hey Willie! For $50, would you chop off another
toe?"
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(^_^) Mom, What's Sex (^_^)
A little boy returning home from his first day at
school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern
educational theories, gave him a detailed
explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky
subject.
When she had finished, the little lad produced
an enrollment form which he had brought home
from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going
to get all that into this one little square?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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