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Attorney

Posted by: root <root@...>

I HAD JUST been cast in a film and was preparing to start shooting when I
was called for jury duty. It was to be a lengthy murder trial, and I dreaded
being selected for it. When it was my turn to be interviewed, the State's
attorney recognized me from my work on television.
He turned to me and, in a serious tone, asked, "Have you ever played an
attorney?"
"Only in comedies," I replied. I was dismissed.