Baby with No Ears Wednesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately
the baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home
from the hospital, the new parents invited Little Johnny's
family over to see the new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have
a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad
had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now son, that poor baby was born without any ears.
I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word
about his ears, or you're going to get it when we get back
home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbors home Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said,
"Oh what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced
herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and
said, "Thank you very much Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands, and perfect
little feet. Why just look at his pretty little eyes...Did the doctor
say
he can see good?"
The mother said a bit bewildered, "Why yes...the doctor said he
has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a darn good thing, 'cause he sure
as heck can't wear glasses!!"
cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very
honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the end
to pay off his debts, and if anyone has gone to heaven, he has."
They walked on a bit further and then came to another grave. The old
man pointed to the gravestone and said, "Now there's a different
type of man altogether. He owed me 60 dollars and he died without
ever trying to pay me back. If anyone has gone to hell, he has."
Grandpa, you are very lucky."
Mark 17 
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands to indicate how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said,
"Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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