Quote from Forum Archives on August 31, 2003, 9:01 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

*** Back to Dust ***

During dinner, the subject of how God created people
came up.  Karen's husband explained to their three
children how God created Adam from the dust of the
earth and God created Eve from Adam's rib.
Then their 7-year-old asked, "What happens when
we die?"
Karen's husband continued to explain that when we
die, our bodies turn back to dust.
After a few seconds of silence, their 4-year-old
daughter said, "Yeh, you guys turn back to dust,
but us girls turn back to ribs."

 

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*** Eye Witness ***

 

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm  saying?" asked the officer. 
 
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer. 

The monkey shakes his head "Yes." 
 
"What else?" 
 
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his  mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

The monkey shakes his head "Yes." 

"What else?" 

The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer. 
 
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking  and kissing before they wrecked." 

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?" 
 
"Driving" motioned the monkey.

 

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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