Bad Habit
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Bryant, a youngster about four years old, loved having ice cream after
dinner every evening. He would sit on his mother's lap and have a small
bowl for dessert.
Unfortunately, he developed the habit of licking the bowl afterwards to
"make sure he got it all". This went on for a while, much to his mother's
chagrin.
Finally, trying to tactfully hint that it was not such a great idea, she
said, "You know, when I was your age, my mother said that licking my dish
was a VERY impolite thing to do."
Bryant thought a minute, and then responded, "Well you can do it now if
you like, because I don't mind at ALL!"
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