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Ballgame Thursday
#1 · September 22, 2004, 5:16 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Ballgame"
My 3 year old grand son lived close to the ball park in Arlington, Tx. and his father used to take him to a lot of the games.
My granddaughter was cheerleading for the 4th grade pee wee football team.
I took him to the game and they had played almost 1/2 of the game.
He cheered and hollered just like the other kids, then he looked over at me and said, "Pa, where is the bat."
"Military Etiquette"
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!
"Grandma's Visit"
"Oh, I sure am glad to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother's side).
"Now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us."
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.
"He told Mommy that he'd climb the walls if you came to visit," answered the boy.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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