Best Birthday Present

#1 · April 5, 2002, 7:29 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for my birthday,"
little Joshua said to his uncle the first time he saw
him after the holidays. "It's the best birthday
present I ever got."

"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to
play it?"

"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom
gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day
and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it
at night."

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Both!
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The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated
voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?"
the wife asked.

"Both!" the caller replied. "We can't get our dog's mouth open,
and there's a burglar in it."