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"Bible Lesson" Thursday
#1 · May 4, 2005, 11:30 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Bible Lesson"
After hearing a bible lesson about miracles, a little girl went up to
her Sunday school teacher and says,
her Sunday school teacher and says,
"In my house, when handwriting appears on the wall, it's not a
miracle... it's the work of my little brother, Billy."
miracle... it's the work of my little brother, Billy."
"Flowers"
When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers on display near the checkout counter.
During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. "How often do you do that?" one asked.
During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. "How often do you do that?" one asked.
Before I could answer, the cashier, more than familiar with my routine, said, "Every three months or 3,000 miles, whichever comes first."
"Taxi"
A passenger in a taxi leaned up to ask the driver a
question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a
bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches
from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then
the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights
out of me."
question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a
bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches
from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then
the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights
out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.
Today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.
"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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