Quote from Forum Archives on October 12, 2004, 6:17 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

We would ask you to please keep Niki in your prayers.Niki has had some further set backs and really needs our prayers. Please keep the family in prayer also.

Thank You.

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Biblical Bumper Snickers

 

 

*Adam: "You are what you eat."
*Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."
* Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'. "
* Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."
* Moses: "From a basket case to the Promise Land."
* Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
*Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"
* Prodigal Son: "All roads lead to home."
* At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years."
*At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding."

HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE GROWING OLD

 

 

You get winded playing cards.

 

Your children begin to look middle aged.

 

You join a health club and don't go.

 

You look forward to dull evenings

 

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

 

You know all the answers but nobody asks you questions.

 

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

Rookie Pitcher

 

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him.  "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.  "You always seem to lose control at the same point in every game."

 

"When is that?" asked the kid.

 

"Right after the National Anthem." 

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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