"Biblical Bumper Stickers"
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Adam: "You are what you eat."
Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."
Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'. "
Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."
Moses: "From a basket case to the promised land."
Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"
At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years"
At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
Home is where you hang your @. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. C: is the root of all directories. Don't put all your hypes in one home page. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. The modem is the message. Too many clicks spoil the browse. The geek shall inherit the earth. A chat has nine lives. Don't byte off more than you can view. Fax is stranger than fiction. What boots up must come down. Windows will never cease. Virtual reality is its own reward. Modulation in all things. A user and his leisure time are soon parted. There's no place like home.com. Know what to expect before you connect. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
A young man entered the company's Human
Resources Department and handed the
executive his application. After reviewing the
papers the executive noticed that the applicant
had been fired from every job he had ever had.
"Young man," the executive said, "I've looked
over your work history and it is terrible. You have
been fired from every job!"
"Yes," replied the applicant.
"There really isn't anything very positive in that,"
said the executive.
"Well, at least I'm not a quitter!" the young man replied.
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