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Big Animal Thursday
#1 · October 27, 2004, 6:13 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Big Animal"
A New Mexico congresswoman called to make
reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to
Rhino, New York" The agent was at a loss for
words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's
the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you
have?" replied the lady.
After some searching, the agent came back with,
"I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport
code in the country and can't find a Rhino
anywhere."
The lady retorted, "Oh don't be silly! Everyone
knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent
scoured a map of the state of New York and
finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do
you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal",
she admitted!!!
reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to
Rhino, New York" The agent was at a loss for
words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's
the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you
have?" replied the lady.
After some searching, the agent came back with,
"I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport
code in the country and can't find a Rhino
anywhere."
The lady retorted, "Oh don't be silly! Everyone
knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent
scoured a map of the state of New York and
finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do
you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal",
she admitted!!!
"Speeding"
On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at
a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my
rearview mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit.
a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my
rearview mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit.
I handed the officer my license and made small talk while
my wife dug through the glove compartment for the registration.
my wife dug through the glove compartment for the registration.
"I'm usually very careful about my speed," I told him as my wife
handed me the paperwork, The officer studied it and then gave
it back.
handed me the paperwork, The officer studied it and then gave
it back.
"Sir," he said gruffly, "this is not your registration."
It was a warning ticket I had received for speeding in
South Carolina.
South Carolina.
"Off To England"
A harried driving instructor came home from work,
kicked off his shoes, and fell into a chair. "I'm
thinking of taking six or seven of my students to
England," he said.
kicked off his shoes, and fell into a chair. "I'm
thinking of taking six or seven of my students to
England," he said.
"What on earth for?" his wife asked.
"It might make them feel good to see what it's like
to drive on the left side of the road-legally."
to drive on the left side of the road-legally."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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