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1. "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game" - God
2. "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids" - God
3. "What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand?" - God
4. "We Need To Talk" - God
5. "Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer" - God
6. "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage" - God
7. "That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It." - God
8. "I Love You...I Love You...I Love You..." - God
9. "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" - God
10. "Follow Me." - God
11. "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." - God
12. "My Way Is The Highway." - God
13. "Need Directions?" - God
14. "You Think It's Hot Here?" - God
15. "Tell The Kids I Love Them." - God
16. "Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." - God
17. "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." - God
Top Ten Things Your Pastor Would Like To Hear
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment to the church like the annual Voter's meeting.
9. I was so enthralled with your sermon, I didn't even notice it went 20 minutes overtime.
8. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. Pastor, I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to spend on the Home Shopping Network and TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer to be the permanent Sunday School teacher for the junior high class. When can I start?
5. The last Bible Class you held was great! When does the next one start?
4. I love it when we sing hymns we've never sung before!
3. Since we're all here early, let's start the worship service now!
2. Pastor, we want to send you to that Bible seminar they're holding in the Bahamas. Pack your bags!
1. Hey, it's my turn to sit in the front pew.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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