Blind Man In Texas
Posted by: root <root@...>
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats
are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit an A&W.
Upon arriving, he ordered a rootbeer and got a mug placed
between his hands.
He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The waitress replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of rootbeers, the blind man asked the waitress where the
bathroom was located.
The waitress replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and
skipped the second door.
Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to an adjoining building with
a swimming pool
and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started
shouting,
"Don't flush, don't flush!"
A Bit of Computer Humor
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Overheard in a computer shop:
Customer: "I'd like a mouse pad, please."
Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we have a large variety."
Customer: "Will they be compatible with my computer?"
I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to send the fax the document
back to
the sender when I was finished with it, because he needed to keep it.
Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"
I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that go something
like this: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"
Some people pay for their online services with checks made payable to "The
Internet".
Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."