Blonde Cooking......!
Posted by: root <root@...>
Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's
fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said,
"Beat 12 eggs separately" The neighbors were nice enough to loan me
some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "Serve
without dressing." So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob
brought a friend home for supper.
Wednesday: A good day for rice. Recipe said, "Wash thoroughly before
steaming the rice." It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I
can't say it improved the rice any.
Thursday: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It
said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour
before serving." Which is what led up to Bob asking me why there was
lettuce in our bed that night.
Friday: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put a! ll
ingredients in bowl and beat it." There must have been something
wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as
when I left.
Saturday: Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
asked me to dress it for Sunday. ( oh boy) For some reason Bob keeps
counting to ten.
Sunday: Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I
could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put
the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still
came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
Good night, Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am
eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If
we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with
"Chocolate Moose."
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