Blonde jokes

#1 · November 19, 2003, 1:56 pm

Posted by: jchurch2 <jchurch2@...>

I hate to do this to my blonde friends!!!! But, I couldn't resist.

Mendel

     This blonde decides one day that she is sick and
     tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes
     are perceived as
     stupid, so she decides to show her husband that
    blondes really are smart.

    While her husband is off at work, she decides that she
    is going to
    paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day,
    right after her
    husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

    Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
    distinctive smell of paint.
   He walks into the living room and finds his
    wife lying on the floor
    in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a
    ski jacket and a fur
    coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if
    she is OK. She replies yes.

    He asks what she is doing. She ! replies that she wanted
    to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted
    to do it by painting   the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they

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