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Blonde Kidnapper

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There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided
to kidnap a child and demand a ransom! She went to a local park, grabbed
a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have
kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big
oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM. Signed, The Blonde"

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the
$10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had
instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note... "Here is your money. I cannot
believe that one blonde would do this to another!"