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Blonde's Dent Removal
#1 · September 21, 1999, 8:04 am
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Suzy (Blonde #1) was driving her car through a hail storm and noticed that her
car had little dents in it from some of the hail strikes. She took her car to a
body shop where a young man decided to have some fun. He quoted her an
excessively high price for removing the dents. She balked at this and asked if
there were any cheaper way to go.
car had little dents in it from some of the hail strikes. She took her car to a
body shop where a young man decided to have some fun. He quoted her an
excessively high price for removing the dents. She balked at this and asked if
there were any cheaper way to go.
So he told Suzy that dents could sometimes be removed by blowing on the tail
pipe of the car and that would "pop" them out.
Dutifully, she took her dented car home and got to work. When her blonde
roommate came home (Blonde#2) and saw Suzy with her mouth wrapped around the
tail pipe of her automobile, she yelled: "Suzy, what on earth are you doing?"
Suzy took relief from her huffing and puffing to tell her what the man at the
body shop explained to her. Her roommate looked at her quizzically and said,
"Well, DUH...don't you think it would work better if you rolled up the windows"?