Blondes on the Bus

#1 · October 4, 2000, 8:31 am

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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a
double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on
the top level. The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great
time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes
upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches
the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at
the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette says, "What the heck's going' on up here? We're having' a grand
time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"