BONUS JOKES!
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
1. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
2. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
3. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
4. Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!
5. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on
my cat.
BONUS JOKE!
[Editor's Note: Little Johnny must be some awesome kid - he keeps making news
on our list!]
Little Johnny's house is packed with relatives for Christmas dinner.
Grandpa calls over 6 year old Little Johnny and starts asking about
school, girlfriends and other stuff he can think of.
After a while, grandpa notices that Little Johnny is losing interest in
the conversation, so he pulls out two bills from his wallet to see if he
can keep him interested. A ten and a twenty dollar bill. He shows both
bills to Little Johnny and tells him that he can keep any one he chooses.
Little Johnny reaches over and grabs the ten dollar bill.
Grandpa, pretty surprised and upset about the unwise decision his
grandchild made, pulls out another ten dollar bill to see if it was a
mistake. Again he tells Little Johnny to take one of the bills and keep
it.
Little Johnny grabs the other ten.
Grandpa again is surprised and upset. He takes Little Johnny over to one
of the uncles and shows him how dumb Little Johnny is in choosing the ten
over the twenty. Grandpa goes on and on showing every uncle and cousin and
each time Little Johnny chooses the ten over the twenty.
Grandpa finally shows the stunt to his Daddy. Little Johnny's Daddy is
quite surprised, but doesn't pay too much attention at the moment.
A few hours later, Daddy who is very concerned about Little Johnny's poor
decision, walks up to him and asks him if he knows the difference between
a ten dollar bill and a twenty.
"Of course," answers Little Johnny.
"So why did you always choose the ten over the twenty," asks Dad.
Little Johnny, with a wide smile answers, "Well Dad, if I would have
chosen the first twenty dollar bill, do you think grandpa would have
played the game fifteen more times?"