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Brilliant Valuable Hints!!!!!

Posted by: root <root@...>

* Gardening Rule: When weeding your garden, the best way to make sure you
are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes
out of the ground easily, it was a valuable plant.
* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
* One good turn gets most of the blankets.
* There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.
* Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
* Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
* I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
* I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
* Mental floss prevents moral decay.
* A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of, thinking.
* If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
* It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
* Budget: A method for going broke methodically

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